LAT/LON 14.5995° N / 120.9842° E
BUILD 2026.04.23 · SIGNED + NOTARIZED
STATUS READY TO DEPLOY
A PRANK SUITE FOR MACOS · 002

PRANK
YOUR FRIENDS.
RECORD THE FALLOUT.

A trigger-based prank engine. Fullscreen jumpscares, fake crash screens, ghost cursors, sonic ambushes. A hidden camera captures the exact moment their face drops. The reaction is the product.

PLATFORM
MACOS 13+
ARCH
APPLE · INTEL
LICENSE
FREEMIUM
PRICE
$9.99 USD
REFUND
14 DAYS
§ 01 / ARSENAL

Five payloads. All dismissible. None permanent.

// P_01
JUMPSCARE
Fullscreen video at max volume. Drop in any clip — scary, cursed, or deeply stupid. The screen goes black, then everything goes wrong.
Panic Index
// P_02
FAKE CRASH SCREEN
Convincing Windows BSOD or macOS kernel panic. Input-blocked for a few seconds. They'll be Googling recovery drives in under 60.
Panic Index
// P_03
SCREEN GLITCH
Colors invert. Screen rotates. Static creeps in. Effects escalate over time so they think their hardware is dying in real time.
Panic Index
// P_04
GHOST CURSOR
Mouse moves without input. TextEdit opens. Messages type themselves. Apps launch on their own. Slow, patient, unnerving.
Panic Index
// P_05
SOUND PRANK
Whispers. Breathing. Static bursts. Unpredictable intervals. The subtle one. The one that gets in their head for hours.
Panic Index
§ 02 / TRIGGERS

Eight ways to fire. You don't need to be there. You shouldn't be.

T_01
Keyboard Slam
Listens for frustrated mashing. Fires when they snap.
T_02
Impact Sound
Mic-listens for a loud event. Desk slam. Door shut.
T_03
Timer
Fixed delay or randomized window. Set and walk away.
T_04
Idle Detection
Fires the moment they come back from AFK.
T_05
Hover Region
Trap a screen zone. The Dock. The close button. Anywhere.
T_06
◉ LIVE
Remote (iPhone)
Big red button on your phone. Hide. Fire it manually.
T_07
Speech Keyword
Say a secret word. On-device speech. Never uploaded.
T_08
App Launch
Fires the second they open a targeted app.
§ 03 / CAPTURE

The camera knows. The camera remembers.

REC
00:00:03:14
REACTION CAMERA · FACETIME HD · 1080P
FRAME 314 / 900 PANIC_INDEX: 0.94

The reaction is the product.

The second a trigger fires, the webcam opens silently. No shutter sound. No camera light drama. Just a clean capture of the exact instant their composure breaks.

Every reaction stays on your Mac.

Zero uploads. Zero analytics. You review, trim, and export only the moments worth sharing. Then TikTok does what TikTok does.

§ 04 / QUERY

Frequent questions. Direct answers.

PRANKSTATION · SUPPORT SHELL
SESSION #A1F7
is_there_a_free_version
Yes. The free build ships with Jumpscare plus two triggers (Timer, Keyboard Slam). Pro unlocks the full arsenal — all five pranks, all eight triggers, and reaction recording.
is_this_safe
Every prank is escapable with ⌘⇧⎋. No kernel extensions. No system modifications. Drag-to-trash uninstall. Do not use on anyone with a heart condition, anxiety, or PTSD. Not in workplaces. Not in vehicles. Ever.
does_it_phone_home
No. Zero analytics. Zero tracking. Zero uploads. Reaction videos live in ~/Library/Application Support/PrankStation/ until you move them. See privacy.html for the receipts.
camera_permission_ethics
PrankStation requests camera access the first time it runs — same as any other Mac app. The person granting access is you, the operator. It is your responsibility to only prank people who have given real-world consent, or to keep the footage off the internet. See terms.html.
system_requirements
macOS 13 Ventura or later. Apple Silicon (M1 / M2 / M3 / M4) and Intel Macs both supported. Signed and notarized by Apple.
refunds
14 days. No questions asked. Email neilbrianbernardo@gmail.com and you'll get it back.

DEPLOY.
EXECUTE.
EXTRACT.

One download. One setup. One unforgettable facial expression you will get to watch forever.